Adventures With Barack

Barack Goes Ta Bawstin for an Advencha
Yea so ya know Barack went ta school in Bawstin, a place called Hahvid, it’s a school for smaht people, you know like Mahk Zukaberg, that guy who invented the Facebook (no not Justin Timbalake the otha guy!). So, aftah Barack pahk’d his cah in Hahvid Yahd he went to Cheahs where he oddah’d some beahs with a guy named NORM! He ate some baked beans and got otta town before the stawms and blizzids came in, but only after he ate some pahster and veal pahm in the Nawth End. Wicked Cool Mr. Prez!